A frontier model got pulled offline in 3 days. June 2026.

The AI they can't take offline.

A private AI stack you actually own. One command brings up your own model plus five ready-made automations. Your data never leaves your box — and when a cloud model goes dark, your local one keeps answering.

$39 starter · $79 most popular · $129 done-for-you (we set it all up)

# cloud model goes down mid-request...
$ curl -X POST localhost:5678/webhook/failover -d '{"prompt":"..."}'

→ cloud call failed (offline / key revoked)
→ answered by: local (cloud failover) ✓

# you never went dark.
Why it exists

Rent nothing. Own the stack.

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Yours

Runs on your machine. Nobody can pull it, throttle it, price-hike it, or read your prompts. Private by default.

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Resilient

When the cloud model dies, your local model catches the request and keeps serving. You stay up when they don't.

Effortless

One command brings the whole thing up — model pulled, workflows imported. If you can paste, you can run it.

What's inside

Five workflows. One stack.

01

Local-First Failover Gateway

Cloud first; auto-falls back to your local model the moment the cloud fails. The "never go dark" insurance policy.

02

Buddy / Critique Loop

Your local model drafts, the cloud model reviews and corrects before delivery. Cloud-quality output, mostly-local cost.

03

Dataset Factory

Every time the cloud corrects your local model, it logs the fix as a fine-tuning record. Build the dataset to make your own model smarter over time.

04

Local Redaction Proxy

Masks emails, credit cards, SSNs, phone numbers and IPs locally before they reach the cloud, then restores them in the answer. Pattern-based — it won't catch names or free-text addresses, so review sensitive prompts.

05

Vanished-Model Health Monitor

Pings your cloud model on a timer and alerts you the moment it fails — so you find out before your customers do.

See it work

Watch the cloud die — and the local model catch it.

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Pricing

Own it for less than a month of cloud API.

Launch

$39
  • All 5 n8n workflows
  • Setup guide (npm + Docker)
  • Free updates for 1 year
Get the pack
Most popular

Standard

$79
  • Everything in Launch
  • Postgres/S3 dataset variant
  • Priority email support
Get Standard
Done for you

One-command stack

$129
  • Everything, pre-wired
  • One command: docker compose up
  • Preflight check + email support
Get set up
Honest note: your local model runs privately and keeps working when the internet (or a cloud model) doesn't. The buddy-review and failover features call the cloud, so those need a connection. And the Dataset Factory writes your prompts + answers to a plain-text file on your own disk (that's how it builds the training set) — keep that folder secured. We don't pretend otherwise.
Questions

Straight answers

Do I need to be technical?

For the $39/$79 packs you import workflow JSON into n8n and paste an API key — copy-paste level. The $129 done-for-you tier is one command (docker compose up) and we include a preflight check + email support if anything's red.

Does it really work offline?

Your local model does. The buddy-review, failover, and dataset features call the cloud model, so those need internet. The honest version: your local model keeps running even when the cloud doesn't.

What do I need to run it?

n8n (npm or Docker), Ollama with a model pulled, and an Anthropic API key for the cloud-buddy features. The done-for-you stack sets up n8n + Ollama for you.

How private is it, really?

Your model and data live on your hardware. The Redaction Proxy masks emails, cards, SSNs, phones and IPs before any cloud call — it's pattern-based, so it won't catch names or free-text addresses. The Dataset Factory stores prompts + answers as plain-text files on your disk to build your training set, so secure that folder (e.g. chmod 700).

What's your refund policy?

14-day "get it running or your money back" guarantee. If you can't get it working, email ezaaahs@gmail.com within 14 days — ideally with your preflight report — and we'll either get you up and running or refund you in full. No hoops.